Grandma Stephanie

I left work to get a sandwich for lunch at 11 a.m. today. I think I’m actually a senior citizen in disguise. With lots of botox.

I can’t get in the habit of going out for the early bird special every day, or pretty soon I’m gonna be hanging out at Hardees at 6am and playing chess in the park and shopping at Coldwater Creek.

Originally Posted By nothingpersonalblog

Amen, Elle. This map speaks volumes about the person that made it. I bet that clever little cartographer was wearing their Ed Harvey t-shirt when they came up with this one.
sidewalkbagatelle:

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I would like to augment this map to say “city: this part doesn’t blow”; “suburbs: this part blows the most; and “everything else: some of it is really cool/refreshing.”
ALSO: You spelled Illinois wrong and you used a stupid font. Your argument is invalid; you are probably from the suburbs.
I should also add that I was born and grew up in one of the worst/most snobby suburbs in the Chicago area, and that my family lives in the city of Chicago. When I came to school at U of I, I was really dreading it. But I’ve found that this town (as well as various other towns across Illinois) have something really special to offer, unlike the boring, monotonous, greed-breeding suck-holes that lie around Chicago. Most of the people who live in the suburbs couldn’t even navigate their way around what I consider to be the greatest city in America. Additionally, I’m glad that people are hating on ‘corn/hicks/nothing’ so much. Why don’t you try taking your trip to Jewel-Osco without buying something a farmer cultivated?

Amen, Elle. This map speaks volumes about the person that made it. I bet that clever little cartographer was wearing their Ed Harvey t-shirt when they came up with this one.

sidewalkbagatelle:

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I would like to augment this map to say “city: this part doesn’t blow”; “suburbs: this part blows the most; and “everything else: some of it is really cool/refreshing.”

ALSO: You spelled Illinois wrong and you used a stupid font. Your argument is invalid; you are probably from the suburbs.

I should also add that I was born and grew up in one of the worst/most snobby suburbs in the Chicago area, and that my family lives in the city of Chicago. When I came to school at U of I, I was really dreading it. But I’ve found that this town (as well as various other towns across Illinois) have something really special to offer, unlike the boring, monotonous, greed-breeding suck-holes that lie around Chicago. Most of the people who live in the suburbs couldn’t even navigate their way around what I consider to be the greatest city in America. Additionally, I’m glad that people are hating on ‘corn/hicks/nothing’ so much. Why don’t you try taking your trip to Jewel-Osco without buying something a farmer cultivated?

Originally Posted By courtneyness

theanimalblog:

pie0:
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Cutest makeout sesh.

theanimalblog:

pie0:

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Cutest makeout sesh.

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